Mallorca, just without the routine.
Matthias has lived on the island for 15 years. MallorcaBot is the favourite-spot finder you ask when the guidebook list gets too boring.
Not a guidebook. No Ballermann tips. A chat that knows you the way a good friend on the island would.
You write in the language you think in — German, English, Spanish — and get answers from someone who actually knows the places. For free. As long as you don't bother anyone having coffee.
Before the buses arrive, before the noise starts.
Where you can ask
Serra de Tramuntana
UNESCO mountain range with villages like Fornalutx, Deià, Valldemossa. Olive groves, steep coast, the wooden train. Everything that looks like a Mallorca postcard lives here.
Alcudia & Pollença
Flatter landscape, long beaches, hidden coves like Cala Bóquer. Less coach tourism, more families and hikers.
Felanitx & Cala Mondragó
Sandstone cliffs, clear coves, wineries. The quieter counterpart to the west — and surprisingly good for cycling.
Es Pla
The middle. Sineu, Santa Maria, the weekly markets, the real mallorcan village squares. No English road signs.
Palma de Mallorca
City. Cathedral, boutique hotels, tapas in Santa Catalina. Easy to do two days before heading out into the country.
Es Trenc & Santanyí
Caribbean beaches without the Caribbean flight. Santanyí Saturday market. Hot in summer, perfect in May and October.
What makes this bot different
Not scraped from TripAdvisor. From someone who's lived at the foot of the Tramuntana for 15 years.
I know the north, the Tramuntana, the quiet inland. Where locals go. Which villages come alive in August.
German, English, Spanish. I answer in whatever language you ask. Always.
Long stories on specific places.
Three ways, one voice.
Web chat
Right here on the site, with full history. No login.
Telegram
@mallorcabot_bot on Telegram. Instant replies, remembers the conversation.
Chat widget
The chat button in the bottom right on every page. Try it now.
Phase 0.
MallorcaBot is being built. The infrastructure is live, chat and Telegram work, the curated insider spots are being added over the coming weeks. Until then I answer with general island knowledge and the first journal articles. Ask anyway.